She a BAD bitch.
Word games and puns FTW.
I have no reservations.
And I’m not talking about that damn Anthony Bourdain show on the Travel Channel.
Moving in three fucking days. RI to FL. The elation is similar to discovering a new way to commit suicide. It’s pretty damn great. BTW fuck Heath Ledger.
The music in Thirsty and Miserable is so damn similar to Police Story.
Pleased that I haven’t seen shit about how “swag” this or that is lately. Because, sorry bro, that fresh-off-the-assembly-line “vintage” SnapBack flatbill, with some lame team on it, is not swag. Hardcore hipsters. Almost as bad as the upper-middle-class “crusties”.
Posting random fucking FACEINHOLE pics because I can and fuck you.
Playlist for last night/this morning:
Still Nothing Moves You Background Music End on End One Last Wish
Not sleeping with the sun up. Fuck it, I can sleep when I die. Coffee lyf3.
8 hours sleep in 48 hours. Hail Satan.
When you stole something but didn’t realize it ‘til later on.
Set everything on fire.
Many have tried much harder than I, for the little...
Sux 2 b u
The only way I’m Google-ing you in 10 years is if you get VERY creative in...– Martin Starr
No matter how old, or how many times you tell them, they won’t stop pissing all over the fucking floor or toilet seat. Christ.
C'mon Ice Cube
Don’t re-record your old tracks. You sound silly.
Murda, murda, murda.
Kill, kill, kill.
Put on your sneakers and be a kid.
Why not try and have some fun?
I don’t care if you’re straight edge or not. Doesn’t change my opinion of you. But props to those who are truly edge. The boys and girls who listened to Ian and took his words to heart. The ones who scoffed when he said “this is no set of rules,” and live for equality, health, and love. Promiscuity is gross, and if you’re promiscuous, you’re lying to...
Heard you're anti-social.
Stop having friends, being in bands, going to shows, and having girlfriends. Then we can be anti-social together. But you won’t, cuz you’re a pussy.
Ain't askin a lot.
Jake, hate on a ni666a. Everyone hate.
VEGAN AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT INSECTS. FUCK...
Fucking pity party.
You’re lonely? I haven’t seen anyone my age in over a month. You’re sexually frustrated and want attention? Made it with 2 people. Ever. Wanna go on dates? Never been. You have no friends? Who you with now? Kiss my ass and suck my dick everyone.
Fuck and get fucked.
Ladies, send advice.
What the fuck do I say when girls complain about their weight/height/face? Instinct is just to say “shut the fuck up you’re beautiful the way you are.” Shit. Edit: Thanks jillp
I'm in love with an ostrich butt.
Brick Squad > OFWGKTA
Interesting Find: meet the world campaign.
hold-a-wolfs-ears: afatfrenzy: Icaro Doria, a Brazilian man, working for a magazine in Portugal started this campaign using real data from the UN and flag images, he’s created whats known as Meet the World. The colors within the flags from its respective country are used to represent current, geographical relevant issues. Take a look. United States Angola Somalia China Colombia ...
Cheating is for cowards who are afraid to love.
It's spelled "charade".
That is all.
Fucking fight me.
Keep it real homie.
Y’all ain’t really bout your bank roll.