Ayy kitty cat, break me off a piece a that.
Yeah, I went there.
Give blood, give everything.
therighteousjam: All I wanted was a shot in the dark But like a knife through the heart, I choke on spit-covered words. Oh my god. It happened again. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Smack it like I’m mad at that. Take your blanket to the laundromat.
I call her OJ ‘cause she juicy.
I’ll work for it. I’ll try for it. I’ll get it. And it’ll be the best ya ever had.
When you in the minimum all I want is you to be in less.
I’m only motivated when there’s a goal to be met. I need to buy an engagement ring.
Let’s go do some hoodrat shit soon.
Nah homie I don’t want your bitch, but my girl might.
Hostel of depression. Suicide motel.
One-sided love affair.
That part in Dodgeball when Ben Stiller tries to fuck the slice of pizza…I picture every one of you doing that when y’all post pizza pics.
Put it on from the wall to the bed.
I don’t feel like getting hit by a car today.
I’VE JUST GOT TO CLOSE MY EYES.
I lust after my girlfriend every day.
• Re-shave the sides of my head. • Bike ride • Goodwill • Black bean soup
Since I like it I gotta put a ring on it. Shut up already, Beyoncé.
If you use exclamation marks, everyone will stop asking you why you seem so depressed when you text! Hooray!