“Hello” to all of the beautiful ladies out there.
Take a step back, lemme see whatcha look like.
candiedbones: Fat. Fresh Ass Tan.
I’m sorry. Actually, I’m the sorriest excuse for a living being in Earth’s history. Try and fuxwidit. Can’t.
Drop battery acid.
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If only it were as easy to leave myself, as it was to leave you.
laurenxdove: I’m just a really horrible person.
jillp: I probably hate you Fuck off.
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satan-dennys-powerviolence: Everything is annoying.
keyinthedirt: The “DEFEND THE EDGE” this I just saw… is fucking stupid. What has this world come to? No need to “defend” anything. Not shitty ‘pop punk’, not ‘the edge’ or anything else. Just shut the fuck up. follow her blog. probably my favorite.
Anonymous asked: You would want to see my cock. Fagget.
pro-tip straight edge people
assachusetts: haggardstyle: kaleidoscopemeansiloveyou: “i don’t date anyone who smokes or drinks” = “i don’t date anyone who is at least fairly attractive and/or has a social life” happy dating, folks. what Uh no. “I don’t date anyone who smokes or drinks.” “I don’t date anyone who eats meat.” I don’t date.
foxvx: I’m not hungry but I’m sad and that’s enough reason to eat everything in my apartment.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: It is hard to believe that every single dad ever was born on this day.
Anonymous asked: Did you kill yourself yet?
candiedbones: sweet anon, come back. plz Hi
iphone420: Melanie we should smoke sometime you feel me
Hello San Francisco. Someone hang out with me.
Anonymous asked: who is this bitch?